donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath, via unescapable)

milktree:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

(Source: alunaes, via fake-mermaid)

(Source: danyes, via fake-mermaid)

misscatthief:

god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet

(Source: pepsimaxing, via fake-mermaid)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via fake-mermaid)

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via fake-mermaid)

awesomephilia:

i think dogs have elevator music playing in their heads at all times

(Source: dutchster, via fake-mermaid)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING!

(via fake-mermaid)

rodneykong:

u can still be thug as hell even if you cry everyday right

(Source: bobbyhoying, via fake-mermaid)

unclefather:

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question. 

(via fake-mermaid)

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